five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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