if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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