I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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