no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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