its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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