I must be too annoying 4 u.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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