So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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