The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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