i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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