You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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