Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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