Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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