you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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