There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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