After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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