WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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