worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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