Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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