I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Randomize
