The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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