I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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