we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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