brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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