Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Randomize
