Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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