you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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