For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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