I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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