how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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