she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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