she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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