that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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