Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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