Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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