I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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