we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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