I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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