Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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