I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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