Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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