Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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