like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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