Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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