You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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