This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If I die, sorry about rent.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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