is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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