Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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