Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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