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I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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