I'm really into asian looking animals
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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