I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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