i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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