David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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