never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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